Totes

Description: Dreddnaught by Lou Johnson.

Description: Our stunning jellyfish graphic.

Description: Who doesn’t love grilled cheese?

Description: A band shirt for TNLJ

Description: A ninja raccoon designed by my daughter, Pie.

Description: Support or brave guys n’ gals in hats and hairnets! Facing Karen insurgents daily with only their minimum wage and no health insurance, serving food to the masses with gallantry and getting burned beyond the call of duty.

Description: Those who code know!

Description: A work of art by Pie.

Description: The deathcore band from Crown Point, IN.

Description: Were you in GATE between February 1981 and August of 2003? The least they coulda done is gave us a shirt, right?

Description: For the hot dog loving Gen Alpha

Description: The official TNLJ logo

Description: He’s a little plague doctor.

Description: The cheeseburger that eats you!

Description: That one punk band from NWI!

Description: She’s another mean one.

Description: This cheeseburger slaps! Seriously guys, he’s a ninja.

Description: This is Sticker! She’s really cool!

Description: Historical insight by Donald Trump. Meant in good humor, of course.

Description: Fan Art for the song Dirty Hand by The New Lew Johnson. Designed by the artist, Pie Hat.

Description: Artwork from the cover of “State of the Union” bu The New Lew Johnson.

Description: The iconic Scarlet L for The New Lew Johnson. Best on black.

Description: The iconic Scarlet L for The New Lew Johnson. Best on white.

Description: Artist name only merch. This is the 2023 style.

Description: TNLJ merch for the single, “Chythryx”.

Description: TNLJ merch for the Album, “Xzyro”. Features the album cover.